And the winner is....

So, the votes are tallied for the Oscar f*** up awards. So, here are the results.


 I cannot stress this enough though I DID NOT CHOOSE THE WINNERS OR NOMINEES!!!!!!!!!













Best Supporting Actress: The nominees were: Melissa Leo for The Fighter over Hailee Steinfeld in True Grit
Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny
Anjelica Huston in Prizzi's Honor over Oprah Winfrey in The Color Purple

And the Award goes to:

Anjelica Huston in Prizzi's Honor

over Oprah Winfrey in The Color Purple

Best Supporting Actor: The nominees were: Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive over Ralph Finnes in Schindler's List
Joel Grey in Cabaret over Al Pacino in The Godfather
Cuba Gooding Jr. in Jerry Maguire over William H. Macy in Fargo

And the Award goes to...

Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive

Over Ralph Finnes in Schindler's List

 

Best Actress: And the nominees are... Maggie Smith in The Prime of Miss Jean Brody over Genevieve Bujold in Anne of 1000 Days

Natalie Portman for Black Swan (filler. One person nominated her and I needed a fifth...no one voted for her except for the person who nominated her)
Cher in Moonstruck over Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction
Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love over Cait Blanchett in Elizabeth
Geraldine Page in A Trip to Bountiful over Whoopi Goldberg in The Color Purple

And the Award goes to...

Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love

Over Cait Blanchett in Elizabeth

Best Actor: The nominees are: art Carney in Harry and Tonto over Al Pacino in The Godfather part II
Sean Penn in Milk over Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
John Wayne in True Grit over Richard Burton in Anne of 1000 Days
Tom Hanks in Philadelphia over Liam Neeson in Schindler's List
Michael Douglas in Wall Street over Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

And the Award goes to...

John Wayne in True Grit

Over Richard Burton in Anne of 1000 Days

Best Director: And the nominees are: Anthony Minghella for The English Patient over Joel and Ethan Coen for Fargo
Robert Redford for Ordinary People over Martin Scorsese for Raging Bull
Kevin Costner for Dances With Wolves over Martin Scorsese for Goodfellas
Tom Hooper for The King's Speech over David Fincher for The Social Network
Bob Fosse for Cabaret over Frances Ford Coppola for The Godfather
Robert Zemicks for Forrest Gump over Quinten Tarantino for Pulp Fiction

And the Award goes to...

Bob Fosse for Cabaret

Over Frances Ford Coppola for The Godfather

And finally, Best Picture. The Nominees are: Out of Africa over The Color Purple
Forrest Gump over Pulp Fiction
Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan
The English Patient over Fargo
Dances With Wolves over Goodfellas

And the Award goes to...

...You know, you might not like the results. Maybe you like the film that won more than the film that lost...

...you know, forget that. There can't be anyone who thinks that this film winning was a good idea I mean I...

Wasn't he great?














And the Award goes to...

Shakespeare in Love

Over Saving Private Ryan

So there you have it, those are the biggest Oscar f*** ups of all time.